Hello loyal subjects of the Princess, allow me to introduce myself, I am Dear Anon!
My friends call me Nichole.
The Princess asked me to write a blog for her, at first I said no, you see I'm really not a writer - more of a creeper? Is that the right word?
Anyways the Princess had herself a royal temper tantrum, and treatend to banish me from court until I relented, so here I am!
I thought long and hard: "what shall I write about?"
Until someone said write about what you are passionate about...
Well thats easy. I'm passionate about my boyfriend
My boyfriend has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember.
He has seen me at my best, and worst, and still turns on for me.
He has made me laugh till I almost pee myself.
Cry till I had no tears.
He has taught me about the world and environment.
And ladies I hate to brag.. he is a nice 27 inches!!!!!
His name is Sanyo
Lately though, I have been eyeing other models.
Thinner, flatter models.
They call out to me...
"Look at me."
"Turn me on...."
I am being seduced by Samsung, who has boasted to me that he is 42 inches...
What is a girl to do?
Thank you all for reading I hope you liked it!
In case you were wondering, yes my boyfriend is a TV.. dont judge!
*Note from the Princess. It really is true. She loves her bloody TV. I don't think we've ever gotten together and watched a movie at my place or anything. It's always me and her taking advantage of her boyfriend together. At least she shares.
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Posted by Princess of the Universe at 7:20 pm