Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Ode to my Boyfriend


Hello loyal subjects of the Princess, allow me to introduce myself, I am Dear Anon!
My friends call me Nichole.

The Princess asked me to write a blog for her, at first I said no, you see I'm really not a writer - more of a creeper? Is that the right word?

Anyways the Princess had herself a royal temper tantrum, and treatend to banish me from court until I relented, so here I am!

I thought long and hard: "what shall I write about?"
Until someone said write about what you are passionate about...
Well thats easy. I'm passionate about my boyfriend

My boyfriend has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember.

He has seen me at my best, and worst, and still turns on for me.
He has made me laugh till I almost pee myself.
Cry till I had no tears.
He has taught me about the world and environment.
And ladies I hate to brag.. he is a nice 27 inches!!!!!
His name is Sanyo

Lately though, I have been eyeing other models.
Thinner, flatter models.
They call out to me...
"Look at me."
"Touch me."
"Turn me on...."
I am being seduced by Samsung, who has boasted to me that he is 42 inches...
WOW!

What is a girl to do?

Thank you all for reading I hope you liked it!
In case you were wondering, yes my boyfriend is a TV.. dont judge!
Nichole


*Note from the Princess. It really is true. She loves her bloody TV. I don't think we've ever gotten together and watched a movie at my place or anything. It's always me and her taking advantage of her boyfriend together. At least she shares.

xo

7 comments:

PinkPiddyPaws said...

Oh yeah? Well my boyfriend is bigger than your boyfriend AND your wanna be boyfriend. :P That's right, my baby boasts a whopping 62 inches. Whhooooo baby! hahahahaha!

Ummm...and I mean my TV, not Ranger! (but I can brag about him too if you like!)

Chief Rock Chef said...

I have just one comment:

Lucky TV!

Jen said...

Hey Nick! I have a lover myself. I wasn't a huge lover of though until we got the 42" HD Samsung. . . my hearts a flittering! If HD is in your budget, I HIGHLY recommend it, especially seeing how much you heart your 27". The picture is like nothing else.

Do they have boyfriend addictions?

Princess of the Universe said...

I have to confess 42" is a bit intimidating to me...in ALL contexts.

Anonymous said...

Paws..... 62 inches? you lucky cat! If I had 62 inches I would never and I mean never leave my couch

Chef..... Yes my sanyo is lucky to have my full attention all night!

Jen..... That is the one I have been lusting after! I have lots of addictions, Im just not ready to admit them. LOL

Princess.....I just looked at you tags... not impressed. LOL

Nick

Jason X said...

At first I thought your boyfriend had batteries. But then you said 42 inches, and I understood. I don't think they make them 42 inches long... TVs are nice too...

Princess Pointful said...

It took me way too long to figure out it was a TV. Eek.

 
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